2021 US OPEN

You put the mockers on Westwood

 

Is Golf still a thing? Why?

Golf is a hobby where a bunch of blokes with a carry out in their golf bag swing very expensive sticks around while wearing stupid looking clothes and shoes while paying stupid money for the privilege.

The "Golf Industry" rapes the lot of ye's.

IT IS NOT A SPORT.

 

^^^Can't grip the clubs, can't play snooker or darts either.

 

It's little wonder he is all twitter and bisted.

You almost feel pity for the speccy twat. Almost!!

 

Oddly, I'm a very good pool player. It's true and I don't know why.

PS. Darts is another ****e game.

 

You can use the rest and your toes

 

Missing index finger is very handy (pun!) for getting at the white tight on the cush.

 

It's no coincidence that "poofterism" and "pool" start with the same letter.

As does "prick".

One rests one's cue case m'lud.

 

My old boss, who like you was also a porridge wog, described golf as "a good walk ruined".

 

England well on top.

 

Did you work for Mark Twain?

 

Rose is South African.

 

He was actually born Juatin Protea but changed it to Rose.


You see what I did there?

 

England’s Rose.

 

@Mick O'Toon whats the weather to be like? Any rain due? Some of the greens unplayable yesterday, badly need to soften them up a bit.

 

Cloudy and warm,might rain late afternoon 24% chance

DJ out to 16/1 hmmmm

 

Some of the well fancied going home early ie McIlroy, Johnson, Koepka, Garcia, WESTWOOD, Cantlay and Sandy Lyle. I still have Lowry, Connors and Finau so all is not lost.

 

Still all to play for Michael, theres loads around E and +1 who still aren't out of it yet either, a good round today to get in contention tomorrow and you never know.

The one that stands out to me now is Justin Thomas, played brilliant yesterday after an up and down first day, but at around 5/1 too short now to be interested in betting him.

I'll be having a few more on today, Fitzpatrick(150/1) Morikawa (33/1) Smith (40/1) and had a bit more on Rahm at 45/1

 

Looks like I am down to Justin Thomas winning outright after Fat Pat had a bit of a wayward round yesterday.

Adam Scott well out of it now, too.

 

I agree with you, Lowry just can't seem to put a good round together but he has it in him, Thomas and Speith lurking and De Chambeau fought back, exciting couple of days ahead.
On another note bad result for you last night, won't get too excited when you have Bruce in charge but a big result for us.