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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 21, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 21, 2014
  2. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Well the "lost" table and the "against" tables are clearly wrong as we should be top, not bottom, of those two tables.

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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Pardew even fails at being bottom of every table! Bloody defence - we need to concede more! <steam>
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 21, 2014
  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Bloody Stoke, denying us a clean sweep! <grr>
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    We were bottom of every table before Saturday. You watch - we were just giving everyone a head start before climbing all of the tables with the direction of Pardew and the goals of Obertan. <ok>
     
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  6. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    It's the fans fault.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    We are completely unrivaled at the top of the excuses league though!

    <party><party><party>
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 21, 2014
  8. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    That's worse than you could ever have feasibly thought.
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    HURRY UP 2015 <laugh>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 21, 2014
  10. Gordonthetoony

    Gordonthetoony Well-Known Member

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    Hope Cashley is seeing this and does something about it before it's too late.
     
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    Gordonthetoony, Oct 21, 2014
  11. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    It's Cath the tea lady's fault.
     
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  12. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    A statement from Cath: I know some sections of our support feel I am to blame but I am not feeling any pressure. Mike and I spoke this week but my future at the club was not discussed. He just asked for milk and eight sugars and 7 sticky buns. The lads have been eating well after training. Tiote may be out this weekend - I warned him it was still hot but he wouldn't listen.
    And for those of you who dont think I am up to the job the only food you will get from me is my new sandwich - The Alan Pardew Head Butty.
     
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    JakartaToon, Oct 22, 2014
  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    !<applause>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 22, 2014
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    indeed
     
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    Freddd, Oct 22, 2014
  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> Looks about right for a squad like ours. This is what happens when you spunk 40m from sales on cheap tat. I liken it to spending a day in Mikes shops.

    I don't know what all the fuss is about anyway, we're on a win streak at present.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 22, 2014
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