It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London . A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they Haven't got tickets. The Scotsman looks around, picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and Walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks. The Englishman looks around, picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his Shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks. The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and Tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing".
