LEAKED TOP SECRET DOCUMENT.! Why the Brynglas Tunnels have been closed and why the speed limit has been reduced: The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 motorway recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry" Good one Masky pal!
If you posted this Saturday dude I would have collected them baked a dainty pie and sent them 2 our future king.....poor buggers having 2 eat fish eggs all day.......bet megs man wasn't impressed with the food offering either and hit Dunkin doughnuts on the way home.
I’ll speculate even further pal...could it be some Swans will transform into Bluebirds on the back of our success next season? Just saying! .
well im assuming now that the bluebirds are back in the top flight that daiswans mate will be heading back 2 his beloved Cardiff city........so there`s one, then there`s the plastics that followed Swansea in the prem which will now be with 2 us, that's another 5 thousand>>>>>>we should be heading towards the 30 grand attendance on a regular next year I guess. getting worried about bony boundy not heard or seen anything by him since the relegation..........guess he`s either still sulking in his bedroom or seeking mental health help
I've been working hard not 2 live past 60........anyways if I do poop my hoop then I'm hoping a Thai girl can wipe me clean......you gotta have a contingency plan in place for these issues......i haven't told the wife yet but she be fine with my arrangement I hope.....shes gotta be it's her money I'm gonna spend....im all heart I suppose.
