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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jamrag, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. Jamrag

    Jamrag Well-Known Member

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    Is this about porn or religion?
     
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    Neither, it's about the Kuwaitis playing the wrong song at an athletics event.

    [video=youtube;4QwiY35pr6I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QwiY35pr6I[/video]

    National anthem? Nah, we'll play a tune from Borat!
     
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    These are the lyrics, which are sung in English, which probably should've been a bit of a clue:

    Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
    All other countries are run by little girls.
    Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
    Other countries have inferior potassium.

    Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
    It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
    Filtration system a marvel to behold.
    It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

    Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
    From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
    Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
    They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

    Kazakhstan industry best in world.
    We invented toffee and trouser belt.
    Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
    Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

    Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
    From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

    Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
    From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
     
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    [video=youtube;Vb3IMTJjzfo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo&feature=related[/video]
    <laugh>
     
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  6. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    And to think we defended them against Iraq.....Should have let them perish.
     
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