could tell me not to go to the united game and they are chaz green and the one and only, cheeky chappy, mod-elect, GAMBOL!!! I have changed my mind about getting on TV, I shall not be attending the match. Edge, you can be the sole Rangers man there(a ****ing dare ye ya ****, ye'll never get through the picket line ya scabby bastard!)
I'd go just to offend the ubers. Who the **** is Charlie Green to tell me that I can't go to watch Rangers? If I want to go, I'll go. (I won't go though, **** that, Tannadice is a dump at the best of times)
I can't afford to go now, spent £800 on 3 tyres yesterday and my daughter dropped her phone this morning and it's going to cost £180 to fix the cracked screen. "Oh it's the most wonderful time of the year"
My mate fixes them for £50 post it over to me, i'll have it fixed and back in your hand by the start of the week.
Meant for 4 tyres, they're run flat ****s. It's an epic fail on my part. I've got the tyre insurance, if you get a puncture they replace them for the £10 excess... but my treads were below the 2mm and they never covered them, I spent yesterday morning drilling holes in them for **** all Then my daughter dropped her iPhone 5 and the robbing ****s (Apple) want £180 to fix the screen.
Theres a few wee shops on argyle street (top end) that do it for £50. Can't belive you bought yer daughter a 600 quid phone