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2.2million for yer hole

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And a virgin too, **** that. If I was paying £2m for ma hole I'd want a burd with a few miles on the clock, not some shrinking violet who'll probably blubber as soon as she sees the snake.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Dev reminiscing here ^^
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And blood on my cock.

    Apart from that it is a fond memory, but then again I never paid for it.
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’ve only deflowered anuses
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

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    For £22 you get Tina to pretend she's a virgin. For another tenner she'll even scream "stop it, daddy!"

    Apparently.
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    She would have turned down $2.2M from Venom <ok>

    Actually, she would have turned down Scrooge McDuck amounts of cash to avoid sleeping with Venom :frown:
     
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    I saw this in The Metro and was wondering if the short-ar.sed peado thread would be aimed at me. Sorry it had to be you Dev but us Ewok f.uckers have to take our fair share! Can't do porridge because he's stumpy, quality. <laugh>

    The virgin is a Wid but there wouldn't be much left intact after I'd got £2million's worth out of her.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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