Not in the ****ing north of Scotland . it's minus ****ing 6 with ****loads of snow. Any sensible birds will still be sunning themselves in the sunny tropics.
My bird is always ****ing nesting. Sitting there in her pj's watching soaps all weekend while I run round like Scotty Brown on speed.
More of a rant about my boring Saturday than a story. Who'd have thought a little tale about buying net curtains could be so despised?
