Last year my New Years's resolution was to empty the fridge and give it a good clean. Judging by my stomach I kept getting half way there, so now this year's resolution is the same as Albert's - I need to lose weight!
Mine is to get my ears washed out. Last night my missus said " let's go to bed and you can make me moist " I was convinced she said " don't lose your head it's Ally McCoist " I'm in court on Friday.
To bring supporters back to reality when they form delusions about the quality of the team that they support
