19 x 3) = 57 - 1 = 56 Messi's goal tally There was 19 empty gum packets outside the yernited dugout tonight 19 is the number of fingernails Fergie chewed through Messi made Vidic see 19 players VDS would have saved em all if he was 19 inches taler
19 is the number of days it'll take Rooney to find a new club. 19 is the length in months of Ravel Morrison's next sentence. 19 is the number of pounds Fergie's been promised by the Glazers. 19 is the number of second thoughts David de Gea's having about going to Utd. 19 is the number of Mancs who didn't secretly bet on Barca.
United should be given the table they put the Champions League trophy on when they get 2nd 5 times 19 is th enumber of people that don't know Bryan Giggs shagged Imogen Thomas 19 is the number of tramps arriving at United to the music of paul hardcastle 19 is the number of chances Hernandez needs to score a goal 19 + 3 = 22 18 + 5 = 23 major titles and still Englands most successful team
19 is the number of brain cells you aspire to have. 19 is the number of grannies shagged by shrek. 19 is the number of Man Utd fans that aren't glory hunters. Now **** off back under the stone you crawled out from under you ****ing amoeba.
It was always going to happen.United met a team that got stuck into them,and bullyed and annoyed them,they can't handle it.Only 3 teams in the premiership did it last season and all three teams beat them.Arsenal,Chelsea and Liverpool.Only an idiot would play a 3rd rate Newcastle reject and a 37 year old that got destroyed and strangled by Lucas and Steven Gerrard carrying an injury.
19 is the number of times KPR prays each night to a graven image of Steven Gerrard saying: "Oh let next season be ours! Please please!!!"
Its a pitty auld giggsy didn't put as much energy into last night as he did into imogen. Same can be said for Rooney, bet he worked far harder on that granny than he did to help his teammates against Barca
I love Gerrard and Carragher so much and wish I could have them in my team because they would of at least put some spirit into our shocking defeat to Barcelona.
They are both very hardworking players that to the best of my knowledge don't stand around looking at the ball when their team is getting owned in hte biggest game in club football watched by so many only to be publicly chastised by his manager and give backchat. What a complete plonker and this just after he comes out saying he is leaving, did he secretly agree to give united another year plus sign the contract getting united their cash too? Is he gone in the summer? Carrick did a fantastic impression of a traffic cone again last night, all he was missing was the high vis stripped colours, indescision is the worst thing you can have happen in a game like that, some stick as in press and some twist as in stand off, cant be both as it gets you ripped apart and well, as united didnt work as a unit they got opened quicker than a granny's legs on Rooneys birthday
19 is the number of total braincell's in the stretford end on a match day. It is also the number of nights giggs spent injured in a hotel, which is the same number as whiskey bottles alky sinks in a week..which by chance is exactly the same amount ot times gary neville's been caught banging his cousin..it's also the same amount of money as was wasted on owen "glassknee's" hargreaves..but 19 is best known for the amount time's every week united fans claim liverpool say "next year is ours"
Matey, I bet you own a soapbox you crazy ranting lunatic, adolf had a soapbox you know Did you see Fergie trying his jedi mind trick, he was trying to crush Messi with his hand ala Vader.
Yeah I saw that,His hands also started shaking too.Its a sure sign that alcoholism is setting in.He's going to have to go and visit the Betty Ford clinic.I hope they give him a nice room-mate,Gazza would definitely be suitable.
In fact, 19 is the amount of times Manchester United have won the First Division. It also the amount of bullshit, in cubic tons, KPR spouts on these boards every night.
