Now I know everyone on here pretends they're not on it. Personally I don't believe any of you ****s. I ****ing hate the majority of the people I'm friends with on there. They are unashamed attention seeking ****s. There is so much I hate about it I feel compelled to make a thread about the ****s on there. 1. ****s that check into the gym. Absolute ****ers. I don't give a **** if it legs and back night. I equally don't care that after doing a check in at the gym they further update it to say they can't feel their legs. ****ers of the highest order. 2. ****s that make cryptic status's in the hope people post and say are you ok. ****ers just tell the world you've had your child benefit stopped rather than comment that you will pm them. If it's ****ing private keep it that way. ****ers. 3. Boasters. They can all die. Their lives are clearly so meaningless they feel the need to share every tiny moderately good thing that happens to them in the vein attempt to feel better about themselves. 4. Pictures of babies. ****ers, the People commenting ahh they look beautiful. They have your eyes. No they don't. They look ****ing hideous. Their either fat ginger or both resemble a cabbage patch doll and don't look vaguely like the mother of father. 5. People that are in to extreme sports. Such as surfing, climbing snow boarding. Don't get me wrong I like these past times. But in doing them I don't revert into some nonce using the jargon from said sport. Like I'm going to shred the mountain??**** YOU and your shredding. Does doing these activities mean you have to talk like a dick? 6. The traveller. ****s who are permanently on holiday. And post things like you haven't lived til you travel some **** Peruvian mountain. The only Peruvian mountain I'd want to scale is the white stuff then **** myself Beale style for 4 days. Has anyone noticed these useless ****ers that travel constantly usually have a **** job never go out and do anything fun they just annually **** off feeding goats in some country the Americans should bomb. ****ers 7. Photos of dinner. By all means add a photo of your dinner if it's good. I can't be arsed seeing your **** attempt at a roast dinner using ready made Yorkshire puddings and a bag of frozen veg. ****ers. 8. Endless ****ing selfies. If you want to out photos on get someone to take rather than a pic of you pouting whilst in a pub toilet. **** YOU. Pouting in itself deserves it's own itemised point really. 9. Music sharers. I don't care what form of trance or other such ****e you're listening too whilst no doubt doing something ultra cool like read a magazine. So these people honestly think they are defined by their music? That it in some way makes them look cool to the wider audience? 10. People asking for recommendations on something, or the telephone number for somewhere, you know the type. 'Has anyone ever been to that Michelin star restaurant in Birmingham' purely to illicit comments on how lucky they are to go there. ****S.
****s who make a status update after every single Premier League goal involving Liverpool or Man Utd. ****s who have their Kindle plugged into Facebook and it updates every time they finish reading a book, letting everyone else know how well read and clever they are
Is that becuase you have no friends? Twitter account? Am sure you'd have millions of followers with your world reknown wit and humour.. seriously I should cancel my facebook account. All it does is annoy me. Though it is good for perving at birds holiday photos and stalking birds you fingered at school.
I have a stealth FB account which I use to perv basically. I don't have any friends on it, just perv on girls who have public accounts. Like this please log in to view this image
I have lots of friends, most of whom are on Facebook. I don't respect people that feel the need to big themselves up or show pictures of themselves having fun, it also means you know what everyone is doing/has done constantly. The only negative side to it is that I've missed out on a few nights out/meals but I can handle that, also I've missed out on loads of holiday photo perving
Quality thread - bravo The only thing i'm guilty of out of all thise 10 is music sharing - I put tracks up now and again purely and simply to annoy my FB friends. the holiday one really gets me - a mate of mine and his missues were posting three times a day over Xmas and new year from malaysia and Australia. I deleted them in the end.
photo perving is good. I should add an 11th though; Single mums who constantly post about how amazing their kids are, an tell facebook that 'I love him to the moon and back' **** you. I couldnt careless if you have spent the afternoon colouring in with your hideous child.
People who post that they're in such and such a restaurant or whatever with thier partners or family. Yep - you've taken the kids out for the day so naturally your first reaction should be to go onto facebook and tell everyone. You do wonder if Kate and Gerry's entry read "in a tapas bar getting lashed up - must check on the kids in a bit"........
The best one is "Off on a Caribbean cruise tomorrow cant wait". Aye neither can i, hope yer ****in hoose is well alarmed.
This has been posted this afternoon. 'Which is the best company to use to fly to Australia' FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.
