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10 Reasons why Chelsea are ****!

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    1. Mourinho is past it and a right twat.

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    luvgonzo, Jul 22, 2014
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    2. Torres.


    More to follow, feel free to add more but lets try and get the numbers right y'bunch of twats. :biggrin:
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 22, 2014
  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    The problem is they aren't ****. Immensely dislikeable whether it be the fanbase, players, owner or manager but actually a very good team that will probably win the league at least next season unless Mourinho's ego gets in the way.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Jul 22, 2014
  4. luvgonzo

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    3. They have sold a footballing legend in Demba Ba and are looking to replace him with some twat called Drogba.
     
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    Stop being all sensible and post some crap! :biggrin:
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 22, 2014
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    Fair enough. 4) a serious anti-Semitic (or just anti-Spurs?) element of the fanbase despite probably being the third best supported team amongst English Jews.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    That's better. :bandit:
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 22, 2014
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    5. They are owned by Tim Roth and he has way too much money.
     
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  9. SpursDisciple

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    6. Called Chelsea but in Fulham
     
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  10. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    7. Their owners money is about to be blocked and then they'll return to their rightful place as a mid table club.
     
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    8. At Chelsea Youth Development means getting a new toilet cleaner on YTS.
     
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  12. UnitedinRed

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    9. Matth is their biggest fan. He would die for the club.
     
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    If only <cheers>
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

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    10) Chelsea "fans" <laugh>
     
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    Only 1 left in order to conclude out top 10, make it good fellas. :biggrin:
     
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    That'll do. <ok>
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 22, 2014
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    10. Their owner will be murdered within the next 10 years. It will be reported as an accident but KGB dont do accidents.
     
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    UnitedinRed, Jul 22, 2014
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    Can't count 1-10 <whistle>
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    He's a ****ing Man Utd fan, what did you expect? :bandit:
     
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    3. Chelsea shares its name with an equally **** but more importantly, better, TV show named Made in Chavland.
     
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