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1 Gun 6 Bullets

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Jun 1, 2012.

  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Simon Cowell
    Alan Sugar
    Alex Fergusson
    Sebastian Coe
    George Galloway
    The Pope


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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Jun 1, 2012
  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Use all six on Cowell. Make sure of the bastard.
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Swap the Pope for Paul Weller and you're there.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 1, 2012
  4. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Murdoch
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    Big Ern, Jun 1, 2012
  5. JONATHAN ACWORTH THE LEGEND

    JONATHAN ACWORTH THE LEGEND New Member

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    jedward x2
    jedward x2 and last one finish louis walsh for making them famous eft over bullet save up for engleburt humpledink singing so bad last week
     
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    JONATHAN ACWORTH THE LEGEND, Jun 1, 2012
  6. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Isn't the riddle supposed to be you don't have enough bullets to shoot them all, otherwise you could just kill all of them.
     
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    Medro, Jun 1, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    super loopy
    harry hood
    and four other random tims
     
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    Gambol, Jun 1, 2012
  8. Frank The Tank

    Frank The Tank Active Member

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    6 out of the many ******** middle lane hoggers I had the misfortune to encounter on the M62 these past couple of days.
     
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    Frank The Tank, Jun 1, 2012
  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You could just use one on yourself Frunkie and hey presto, problem eliminated.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 1, 2012
  10. Frank The Tank

    Frank The Tank Active Member

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    Do you honestly think I'd go out that quietly?

    Talking of guns, I was visiting a treatment works today right next to a farm, I was at the gate waiting for someone to answer the buzzer thing, then BANG the farmer started firing at something <yikes>

    I didn't wait to find out if it was for my benefit so jumped back into the motor at record speed and floored it out of there <laugh>

    Fucking farmers, I'm with Partridge when it comes to those cunts.
     
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    Frank The Tank, Jun 1, 2012

  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Did they drop a cow on you?
     
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