£50 note

For those of you that do not trust banks etc and have your savings in the mattress or under the floor boards then here is a link to the demise of the Houlbon note. It is being withdrawn, infact already started, so be quick.

http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/Documents/houblon50a4poster_gb.pdf

 

How about I withdraw my cock form your arse and make you clean it with your mouth, bro?

 

*From

 

I had a £50 note once.

 

^^^^

What he charges men for a massage and blow job.

 

Explains why he only had one once.

 

And what were you doing what a 50 pound note?

 

I sold free use of my anus to all comers at cowcaddens underpass, got 50p (after several insertions) made up the odd £49.50 with my own cash and changed it for a 50 at the bank

 

And what was Pud doing with 50p?

 

It was all the change he had left from the £50 he spent on lunch at Mc Donalds.