£200 to spend this weekend

ive got £200 to treat myself this weekend

any suggestions?

there will undoubtedly be some attempted humour here, but try to be serious for once.

 

Hire this dude.

http://www.theminiman.co.uk/

 

Get a return flight and go hang out with Medro in Direland for the weekend

 

get a nuru massage

 

Pay someone to let you drop a jobby on their forehead

 

Gies the doh or ah'll kick yer **** in.

 

Laser eye surgery.

Or come hang out with me, i'll pick you up from the airport and take you on a terror tour then we can go back to mine and watch Take Me Out.

 

He could put a down payment on some Michael Jackson "treatments" so he can blend in with the honkies.

 

not sure £200 would go to far for laser eye surgery lol

and you'll prob take me to prod areas and your uda cronies will slash me n that

 

no lighty no likey

 

Give it to a homeless person and you will be rewarded in heaven.

 

He''l have to wait until Heaven resumes operations after the new Pope is picked. Until then it's closed for business.

 

Of course I wouldn't and they don't slash people over here.

They tar and feather.

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belter!

 

Nice hotel, spa treatment, gym, jacuzzi, swimming pool included.

 

im already the member at a gym hotel where i get access to all that. nice suggestion though, wish the rest of them would take a leaf out of your book

 

Think how cool your avatar would look you covered in tar & feathers holding a Beale Loyal sign

 

"Spa treatment"

Pair of queerhawks

 

haha, true dat

 

This weekend I am gonna suck loads of black cock.