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Tell the judge that you were driving so fast because you were trying to get away from a guy with downsyndrome who thought you were his friend....
Go in wearing a suit jacket, shirt and tie, shoes and socks but no trousers or boxers. Don't tell anyone you're doing this. When you are told...
I'm away for some All Bran and then bed. Gonna try for a sit down wipe before work the morra. See you's later.
I'll try it next time and see what happens. It'll need to be an at home **** though because if I end up losing my balance and on the floor, I'll...
Aye. but oly because I like to wipe the seat first. I also put a bit of tp between my knob and the seat. No wanting my knob skin touching...
The biggest problem with the stand up wipe is that bit of piss that waits until the very end and you forget it's there. You stand up and before...
Nev, there's no ****ing logic to it either. You eat right for a few days and it's like a brown eels exploded on it's way out your arse. You...
Girvan, in my 28 years as an upright arse wiper, I've had no issues with bits reappearing later. Good point though, that's maybe sometimes why...
If you stood up LR, you'd probably use less. I'm no very good at maths but the angle has got to be better. If it's a real bad one you can...
It doesn't make sense, you'd surely have to be pretty skinny, or lean well forward. I tried it the other day. Felt dirty.
Out of 5 folk talking about this the other night, I'm the only **** that stands up. The conversation came up when one of my mates saw my feet...
Turns out most folk stay sitting down when wiping their arse? Is that right? Surely no, how the **** do you wipe it properly sitting down?...
<laugh> <laugh> Would have been as well with soap.
I've tried the one called Bubbles from a website called Apple Jax Highs. It's sold as plant fertilizer. They were good. Had these other...
It totally depends, the one I was on lasted 5 days. High court I reckon will be at least a week. Could be longer. If it's well complicated...
I've done it before, Sheriff court, it was a drugs trial. You have about a 1 in 3 chance of getting picked for it and the best way out of it,...
I'm tempted to post on that other forum to give the guy one response. That Primark thread warrants at least a <laugh>
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That's a pretty standard procedure mate, anyone that high up with confidential information or could do any harm is marched straight out.
Write: <retirement> < laugh>
