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Went to Saints n Sinners Night at Ayr on Friday night. Highly recommended. Not seen so much tit and fake tan in my life. <cheers>...
gone, and those ****in horns are getting right on my tits already. SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!
Yesterday I spied a wasp, or jasper as we used to call them, going into the shed via a wee knot hole. I decided to investigate and found the wee...
....how the bastard gets about town without being caught....
I've been sent a letter to do a reference for an old mate going for a new job. Should I tell them he's an untrustworthy jakey **** or lie thru my...
Took JnrW to Blair Drummond on Wednesday. As we walk round the farm bit, the old donkey decides he wants his Nat King from Mrs donkey. This...
Get your packed lunch box tidied up. Nearly there now. <ok>
Mrs phoned me at work this morning all hysterical saying she had caught a spider under a glass on the stairs and would i put it out when I got in....
Who really cares? To be honest, i don't think The A-Team will miss the lazy black **** anyway. <whistle>
I never check the email at home. She goes on the other night and asks me who the **** is this Bhoy From Brum who wants to be my friend. <rose>...
A guy walks into a bar with his pet tiger. Say's to the barman, "Do you serve Tims in here?" The barman replied, "Of course we do, we're not...
Vic Reeves Big Night Out was brilliant. Shooting Stars used to be brilliant but has went downhill over the years. Saw him on the telly the other...
List them here. I'll start with TV critic for Not606.
so **** off out and play. <ok>
Had to rip the wee gimp in the office a new arsehole today. Stupid wee ****wit forget to put in a planning appeal to the Council and the client...
Was talking to the copper who lives across the road, and he's going on about the divorced MILF next door to him. He says, "Sometimes I don't know...
"Its all the Bowler Hat Brigades fault" according to one particularly raving Croy resident on Radio Scotland yesterday. "Whats the Bradford and...
Brilliant - he's just walked down the Chelsea line and shook every players hand except Terry's. Terry standing with his hand out like a right...
Nothin, just helping you hit 100 before bed. <ok> Feel free to post a reply.
How you settling in Oz mate?