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Get home from work on Saturday night and find a box of Staropramen you forgot about - £20 Tan the whole box during/after pumping the green and ghreys, have the Sunday and Monday off (and see Muse at night) - ****ing priceless My missus is safe tonight

**** sale, took me 2 lines to realise this **** was a ****! Fancy a bum? Xx

Seeing as I'm by far the most handsome and intelligent hun on here, and still the boss of the minor plebs, is anyone able to give me a 10 word summary to what I've missed? I already know that venom looks like Mrs potato head so no need to remind me of that ridiculously disgusting factoid.

What if he had a bleeding disorder? :emoticon-0126-nerd:

Fill me up Chandler, I want it in me

Best part of the series for me so far has been the toilet invention <laugh>

Fair enough, have at it <ok>

Shall I close this thread now? <laugh>

It was the game with most volunteers putting their name forward <laugh>

Good reason to never bring back terraces then. I was asked if I could go to the Celtic Inter game but I have an exam the next day, so probably best for me to avoid that one.

I don't mean horrific situations on Sunday, surprisingly had nothing to deal with then. Just some bruised egos from abuse between fans <laugh>

Do you think I want to put myself through that again? **** dat ****.

Yeah, volunteering with St Andrews. Had some pretty horrific situations to deal with but well worth it.

Was working as a first aider....got lucky and was put in the section between the Celtic and Rangers fans. Some amount of sports direct balls at the bottom of the aisle <laugh> Mike Ashley would have made a fortune. I worked out that guy must have spent at least £6.90 on sports direct bags as well.

I never seen the McCulloch incident, was still in the food bit before going out for the 2nd half. Heard quite a lot of wailing though, so guessing it was a good one.

On closer inspection, its not me. Can see a white/grey collar there, wouldn't have seen my collar. I'll be a bit to the left of that photo.

I think I might actually be in that photo <laugh> to the left of the officer on the left, pretty sure that's a tiny bit of my face <laugh>

Scott Brown should have been sent off yesterday. His petty rant at the ref when he never played advantage should have got him a booking for dissent, although the ref realised he made a massive mistake by not playing on and probably knew booking Brown would highlight the error tenfold. Couple...

There was a roaster yesterday who deserves to be put in here, but I wasn't able to take a picture. He must have cut up about 10 sports direct bags and stuck the logo all over his clothes. He even made a hat out of cut up bags. There was also a guy in about 20 year old celtic shorts and...

Hopefully the fans are well behaved in the stadium......seeing as I'll be working at it <doh>