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Brothers, I hope you have used your Christian weekend wisely. I need a volunteer to be the first to convert to the ways of Allah. But he must be...
Anis, the pig is a dirty animal. You will eat tabouleh.
Fakhruddin, you seem like a delight.
Abdur Rahim, you must give up such low women. The sight of a woman's flesh must be for her husband only.
Faizullah, you are not worthy but we need people for the front line.
Brother stopmeandslapme, you are now to be known as Jalal. I have a muslim woman for you to marry. She goes like a ****ing train. But first you...
Brother Gambol, you are now to be known as Mustafa. Join the risen Caliphate and you can remove the burqa of many women. Muslim women like to ****...
Brother Toby, you are now to be known as Abdullah. I welcome you as a follower of Allah and the great prophet Mohammad. Tell your brothers, tell...
My brothers. Now that the Orange Man has removed the American infidels from the Caliphate we can rise again. Al-ḥamdu lil-lāh. Now is the time...
