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It's pretty clear what happened. In response to years of shameful abuse at Celtic Boys Club, tedious tits like Ciaran have tried to smear one of...
Going drag racing with the boyfriend this weekend. These high heels are a bastard to run in.
Probably just watch 'The Crying Game' again.
I famously have a brass neck that you couldn't mark with a blowtorch, but even I would be embarrassed if I was Pep this evening. Imagine not being...
I'm your man for Smeg (or any other white goods).
Party with Brendan , Conchita and Consuela on Saturday night. Got the coke and poppers in already.
Congratulations to the Blue Sue Nami on their magnificent win over the Leith Spoon Burners this afternoon - despite the blatant cheating from that...
I admire the way Stanley takes no **** from his women. [IMG]
Congratulations to Edinburgh Midlothians on their fine 2-2 victory over Glasgow Celtics this afternoon. If Ronny Dialer was working for me, he'd...
Bumhug
Incidently, I'm in the People's Republic of Scotchland at the moment to piss off some farmers and tear down some windfarms. I went into a...
Ban these fellas from the good ole US of Stateside.
My body hair is as lush and manly as the hair on my head.
They have some decent geysers, apparently.
Both deluded ****wits to be honest, but the comparative lack of child sodomy swings it in the prods' favour.
Joe Beazley and Cheeky Monkey.
Napoleon was Tim Brooke Taylor?
Sedition in the ranks! It wasn't so long ago the Dev was happy to take the Queen's shilling and kill Papists for fun. Have that man taken out the...
Construct a trebuchet and hurl great balls of dung through their office windows. If that doesn't work, go full medieval on their ass: lob the...
Here's how a dashing young chap should emerge from a taxi. [IMG] Do I look hot in that gear or what?
