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"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius laughing. Then I realised...
It's still ours to throw away, although we seem to be trying our best to do that. Another good point gained, would just love that game in hand to...
It's a bit hit and miss but overall I've enjoyed it. I liked the Duran Duran Simon Le Bon episode!
Oooh, I think we've done very well today, even without kicking a ball. Quite a few results in our favour! <magic>
'Kin hell Blackpool, sweet. Palarse have equalised against Leeds
'Kin hell Blackpool, sweet. Palarse have equalised against Leeds :-(
Things looking slightly better now - equaliser by Blackpool!
Helen Flanagan has managed to do something that her boyfriend, Scott Sinclair, hasn't... Get picked on a regular basis.
My wife and I took our daughter to the doctors today, after noticing that the rash around her vagina was getting worse. "She had the same problem...
I used to have an engineer visit frequently who was called James Riddle. He insisted on being called James, he used to go apeshit if you called...
Awesome stuff, you don't see that everyday.
Sing along now: Your letter was only the start of it, It's getting better and now your a part of it. Jim has done it, Jim has fiddled with you,...
Jimmy Saville raped me when I was 12 too. I only asked him to fix my ****ter.
Jimmy Savile had to stop going to church... The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.
Apparently Megan Stammer's friend is to blame for what's happened. She's been shagging teachers for years. Megan asked her how many teachers she's...
Whenever I take a woman out on a first date and she orders the priciest thing on the menu... I give the waiter a tenner to remind her it also...
What does QPR stand for?.. Quickest Premiership Relegation. Instead of having Lotto on their shirts, QPR should start playing it, that way they...
Jimmy Saville fixed it for my neighbours daughter. Mind you, before he could fix it, he had to smash her back door in first.
Can't believe they've made a Taken 2... Liam Neeson must be an even worse father than Gerry McCann
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