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Cambiasso? Playmaker?
A health balance sheet? Wouldn't that be something to do with your food consumption?
Why is Grant Holt fat? We'll just never know
This guy is queer right?
He's big, he's black, he's always smoking crack- Mark Bosnich, Mark Bosnich!
Hi MIck, Wanna come to Nando's with me?
Owen Hargreaves
If he's average then I can't wait until I see him play good or until i see his schlong. Either or
Downing is more direct and looks like he has down syndrome. Young has more technical abilty but has a lean pecker. Overall I believe that...
Hi Are you CEO of Nordic yet?
He's big, he's queer, he takes it in the rear....TOPGUN
aaaahhahahahah rinsed! #droppingbombs
What's your postcode though. I'll bring my own controller
This isn't completely true. Nor is it frightening. What's more scary is your current team. They look really strong. No true football fans gives an...
Hi Anyone up for a game of FIFA on either PS3 or Xbox?
Haha nice article. Binman humor at its finest.
He didn't make 9. He made 11: 1. Mikel Arteta 2. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain 3. Andre Santos 4. Park 5. Chu 6. Young 7. Carl Jenkinson 8....
Sa1nts? Why are you being so mean?
Bonehead?
Got to be Rooney. He's looked determined, technically fantastic, he has a girthy schlong, has played with passion and looks sharper than ever....