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Oh, ****. George is at the door. brb
Ok guys, i've invited them in. They seem nice enough. I'll check this periodically so if anyone has any advice on how to punch properly i'd...
Has anyone here actually punched a person before, or are you all just internet hardcases? Tell me what to do if you have really punched some...
Right guys, there is a group of people just hanging round drinking outside. They look a bit chav but not that hard. I'm thinking about just...
We need a plan B guys. The doorbell went I burst out spraying the pissy mustard mix. It was only Mrs Smith from across the road, she had just...
Ok guys, i have peed in the bottle and mixed in some colemans mustard powder. First person that rings the doorbell is ****ing getting it. I am...
I read somewhere that if you mix piss with mustard powder it creates a liquid that stings like buggery. Does anybody know just how dangerous this...
I hope you are finding it this funny and laughing about your sex jokes when you read about my house being trashed in the daily mail. My parents...
Where is Huth, he will know what to do? The rest of you are aren't taking this seriously. Well the joke will be on you when my house gets trashed.
Serious suggestions only guys - AK47 is absurd idea.
I have a dog. She is a labrador but won't bite anybody.
Hi guys, My parents are away and to impress a babe from college I told her I was having a big party tonight. But there is no party!!! I was...
Well played, sir. A stunning riposte.
You are so 3rd world.
Hahahaha. Good pic.
It would have made you a midget. It made me a giant.
Oh. I must have misspelled the word I didn't know. Let's try again. What is a Langer? You mentioned something about me, langers and rectums...
They should. I can't recommend it highly enough. A delicacy. I once done 5 or 6 quavers in a row then put them in the multipack bag and wandered...
What's a langar?
I'm an Irish Holocaust denier.
