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No Hojlund vs No Palhinha Who will be missed the most? Well I say we play Amad as the CF or false 9. We won't of course. We'll put Rashford...
Another huge 6 pointer I'm sure you'll agree. Win this and we go within 5 points of Top 4, and within 3 points to Angeball. I fancy a 6 nil to...
I sense in my loins an even bigger dismantling of Unai Emery's spoofers than the demolition of Boxing Day. Martinez is injured but he didn't play...
Another super dooper poopa scooper of a matchday thread. You'll all be delighted to learn Onana is back. Cameroon are out of the AFCON and I...
After my recent run of successful matchday threads I know I'm taking a huge risk with this one. Nevertheless I'm going to stick my neck out and...
So things have become unimaginably bad as the chavs go above us in the league. How the fck did that happen <laugh> And Wolves will also leapfrog...
Are we excited? Some good news, there's a video online going viral where we made three consecutive passes in training yesterday. So things are...
United at home to Aston Villa. Looks like Varane is back. So is Dalot after his suspension but I'd still start Wan Bissaka. Mainoo should start...
12.30pm kick off tomorrow. These fckers got thrashed Wednesday but will no doubt turn up tomorrow. Any chance we don't play Bruno tomorrow?...
Ok you miserable batards, I'll do the match thread. Probably best to start with injuries and suspensions. Good news, Shaw will be playing. Bad...
Trying to identify the problems at United is like trying to nail jelly to a tree. Everyone's talking about the players, Ten Hag, and the Glazers....
Diego can't be here atm so he's asked me to create this thread and post the following on his behalf. This is the one where we let loose the dogs...
Ok so it's Palace again. But this battering deserves its own thread. Lets chew them up and spit 'em out.
So our defence of the League Cup kicks off tonight. Amrabat at LB. Hannibal starts which I'm not sure about but should put in a performance...
Interesting line up. Hojlund on the left? Need to win this. More than that, need to come away from this game feeling like our attack is capable...
Let's hope this lasts beyond the group stages :bandit: Here's the pots for the draw today. [MEDIA]
I know what you're all thinking, easy win right? Yeh baby! And will Hojlund start or come off the bench? Shaw is injured for a while so not sure...
Starting XI same as against Wolves. [ATTACH] Tad worried as the midfield was poor the other day. And I don't think Garnacho should be starting.
[ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH] Made from my morning toast. <party> Year's supply of Robertsons to the winner.
Our first game of the season, I can't wait. Wolves the toughest opposition anyone's had to face all weekend. I think it'll be an enormous...
