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After dinner my wife told me she was expecting a baby. I said you better go and open the door cos it will never reach the bell.
It's a little known fact that Anne Boleyn actually had a brother called Tenpin.
The bloke who invented applause must have looked like a right muppet when he tried it out
I went to the doctors today and he advised me to lose a load of weight. So I took the wife shopping and ran away when she wasn't looking.
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An undercover cop called at my farm in rural Dorset yesterday evening... “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said. “By all...
What fee do we think we would have gotten if we had not got promoted? £10- £15 million less or not!
Any fan who knocks that bloke should get a hefty kick in the town halls
I have this condition where I can't listen to Jazz music. It's called having ears.
Thousands of kangaroos die on the road each year in Australia. This doesn't surprise me. I'd be shocked if their arms could even reach the...
I got sent out of class today at school for being too sarcastic. The teacher yelled at me, "What would your parents say if I called them?' I...