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A season of struggle, disappointment, and relegation for Ipswich was reflected in our predictions league. All of us - bar Top Bunk (four...
You steel yourself as tap your spoon against your glass of champagne and stand up. It’s the end of season meeting and the setting is a grand hall....
The graveyard outside the Cathedral of the Premier League looks even more foreboding at night time. The rain hammers down, pinging off the...
“Ipswich Town! Come in, do come in!” The Championship says excitedly, getting up from his desk to give you a firm handshake. “Hopefully you’re not...
You’re in the holding cells, next to the abattoir. The stench of failure permeates your nose, clothes, and dreams. The Premier League doesn’t let...
You struggle to match the Premier League’s brisk walk, as you exit the main courtyard. The path is lined with towering statues. Statues of great...
You enter an opulent hallway lined with golden walls that, on closer inspection, don’t appear to be made of actual gold. As you make your way to...
"Decent win for your lot last night." The Premier League mutters, avoiding eye contact. It begrudgingly holds the door open for you and turns its...
'How you have you been Ipswich Town fans? Have you had a good fortnight's respite?' the Premier League asks nicely, a smile never quite reaching...
As we approach the home straight, I think we are all due a predictions league update. Stretchy's Leeds tribute act means he's had a wobble in the...
I wasn't able to see any of the 4-1 defeat to Spurs, but highlights backed up what people were saying on here. Namely - a strong opening 10...
Brighton - who almost had Kieran McKenna in the dug-out this season - have already put one East Anglian side to the sword this week, with an...
With the busy festive fixture feast over and done with, ahead of an FA Cup weekend, it's time to check in with the Predictions Table. Big Al's...
One final attempt from me at the matchday thread, but if we lose this - Spanish or someone else is more than welcome to take back the reins! If...
Fresh from a disappointing defeat to Nottingham Forest, December football comes to Portman Road with a mid-week match. Our players are certainly...
Unbeaten in three games against Leicester, Spurs, and Manchester United - is it possible we're stepping up to the intensity, tempo, and quality of...
Although the song 'Superstition' from Stevie Wonder was more of a critique of the concept, here's hoping my match day thread can help create an...
We're overdue a Predictions Table update. Evesham leading the way with a four point lead on Stretchy. There's a three-way tie for third (ordered...
Sorry Spanish and Big Al, but there is a superstitious side of me that believes somebody else has to make a pre-match thread, in the hope of...
As there's a lull with the international break, we may as well see how we're all doing in this season's Predictions League! Stretchy's a point...