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Hope this works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely brilliant Click Top Link First, then the other one for Second view, Enjoy! This is really funny. Is sure to give you all a chuckle. Click below 1 Love is all around 2 Don`t stop me now

Two businessmen in the centre of Hull were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop... As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what...

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up next to a fat bird who was snoring and farting. At least I got home OK!! The wife's back on the warpath again she was up for making a home movie last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. I've...

Sod it, let's offend everyone!! I came out of the chip shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sitting there said “I've not eaten for two days.” I told him “I wish I had your will power..” I took my...

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2030? Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions . White minorities still trying to have English recognised as the UK's third language. Children from two-parent, married, heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'. Tolerance...

you gota watch this, I was crying . http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2012/07/the-ultimate-drunk-fails-compilation.html

Some good ones in here The human body has 7 trillion nerves. My wife manages to get on every f-----g one of them! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ My missus asked me to help her stop sucking her thumb, so I drew a cock on it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h-WhhqFjv4&feature=related

So where have you moved it to.

Mrs Brown says To Keep a Man happy keep his stomach full and his testicles empty. I agree. ------------------------ Mrs Brown also dances the moonwalk better then Micheal Jackson especially when she has stood in dog sh*t.

AMISH VIRUS: You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity nor computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files. Thank thee. <laugh> AMISH VIRUS:

Two IRISHMEN were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the models. One said to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?' The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!' The first one...

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ANY NEW FACES SPOTTED. CANT BELIEVE NOBODT IS TWITTERING. O L M are you off duty.

READ TO THE END How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly...

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 Pinnochio Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango Cheerio Subbuteo Scenario Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: Placebo Porno Polio Banjo Brasso Stereo (L) Stereo (R) Hydrochlorofluoro...

Come on you tweeters give us non tweeters the news on who is saying what. I am bored waitng for news, keep checkng this board every few minutes. Has OLM gone on strike.

Football Boots Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband...

If you could express your feelings to the Allams What would your choice words be!!!!!:angry: