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Wow, i'm crushed by that (sorry, sorry!)
Why don't you **** off ya mopey ****? Away and mourn the passing of Cheeta the Chimp or something. You how much you Scousers like mourning ****.
If anyone wants Gambol's address PM me and we can all go together and boot **** out of him!
ER's first cruch was the poor hoor he rolled on top of the night he lost his virginity.
Who ****ing cares? Are you into necrophilia Sam?
That's what usually happens when you get your hands on a stiffy.
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She's a bit of a dog really.
A girl called Louise who was at my primary school. She had cute dimples, a big smile and a pigtail. I miss teaching...
You want to see the photo of the spaz?
George Michael's a spazza?
I once broke into a public loo and took a photo of a spazza on the toilet.
Me and the wife made up a story about a fake kidnapping of our daughter while on holiday in Portugal. Man, did that come back to haunt us!
Who? ER? Yeah, I think he was the one at the top of the stairs holding the piano.
No one's interested in your dried up old walnut ER.
Your loss. Veggie curry last night (inc. sprouts!)
Wanna sniff my farts?
Probably right UN1982.