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Hearing definitely. I rarely, if ever, get the horn from the sound of a woman's arse.
Ha. Yes. I've noticed that. And going about how ashamed they are while they're doing it. ****ing love that.
If one of them isn't horribly cruel to the other, it just doesn't do it for me.
That sounds like the dialogue to the dullest gay porn ever.
Chocolate bananas.
Eh? Your first go on a new burd and you're sticking chocolate in her? Why not your dick? I've done this, but only on birds I've been seeing for...
Shaolin Soccer
The Vatican. I wanted to have a **** there too, just so I could say that I'd done it but Catholic guilt meant I couldn't do it.
Looks like a aeriel peeping tom.
Coming over here...eating our birdfood...escaping our traps with contemptuous ease...
I haven't. But then I'm both heterosexual and male. Good luck with it.
I'm dictating this to my secretary while I work because I'm a total **** with a small penis who's losing his hair.
That was Jim Davidson.
[img] Jamie and the Magic Fleshlight.
Mysterious Cities of Gold. Went on forever and explained so many things. Oh aye. And Captain Caveman? A club-wielding neanderthal travelling...
http://www.cracked.com/blog/mommy-im-confused-10-women-from-80s-cartoons-that-ushered-us-into-manhood/
Pete Docherty. I'd love to plough my vengeful fist into his uncooked pie of a face.
I both look like and share body-type with E.T. It's how I get to kids.
Ladyboys are far too unpredictable. The number of times I've brought a fresh-faced, doe-eyed young beauty - who would cause the staunchest...
If it isn't the Wee Papa Girl Rappers, it's ****.
