Separate names with a comma.
Custards joke wasn't even funny.
What have Man United fans and the British royal family got in common.
They both co-habit with their own relatives.
What is black and white and extremely dry?
Whats red and white and extremely dull?
Old Trafford on match-day.
Seeing as Everton are a far bigger club than Chelsea and always were and always will be, I hope they don't go the same way as West Ham....
Another classic here (enjoy) -
Q - What's black and white and red all over?
A - A newspaper.
It could also be a Zebra/Panda with sunburn....
Firstly, the one thing we have to avoid is complacency, however I don't think the Liverpool players read the newspapers, because the opinion...
Its my opinion that Man United will go the same way as Malcolm Glazers four shopping centres.
This is a load of nonsense.
Raheem Sterling cannot join anyone until after his 17th birthday as he's still on school-boy terms. He hasn't signed...
He also supports a club I hate as much as Manchester United and thats Rangers.
Getting someone in different over the summer?
Well thats easy on paper.
There is things to consider.
Theres a difference.
Kuyt is like Diego Forlan. a feed on scraps striker. He does his best work when there is no thinking involved and its based...
I know most people would rather have Aguero over Carroll any time.
However you have to think sensibly.
You cannot partner Aguero and Suarez as...
Did you see Stevie Wonders new piano?
Neither did he.
Ironically, I think both Aguero and Suarez play best alongside Forlan, which just goes to show you how similar they are.
Whats the difference between a female Man United fan and pitbull?
Aguero and Suarez for me would be too much like Fowler and Owen and Rush and Aldridge.
You never saw Ian Wright and Andy Cole play together, why?...
Are you Schofield in disguise?
This is something that grinds my gears about this forum. People on here comparing Carroll to Aguero. They are...
Not in a million years will I show allegiance to that Rangers supporting bastard.
Kenny was a Rangers fan until he was 15 and got sense and is...
Didn't use it last weekend, but will this weekend.
Did you hear about the Rio Ferdinand mobile phone?
Its big black and ugly, it has no memory and it takes 3 months to charge the ****er.
This isn't a football joke but its good.
How do you circumcize a priest?
Kick an altar boy on the chin.
Whats the difference between George...