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Is there a Specsavers there?
Oh yes .....
What? To do the transfer thread?
I remember this one not so long back....
Steve Priest (bass guitarist in Sweet) has died ...RIP :(
Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
Whilst in Paris I went into a cafe and tried to purchase a fizzy drink...
I was told that there was a city-wide shortage of fizzy drinks...in...
Deyovaisio Zeefuik from FC Groningen for a fee to be around €6m.
Some bloke just knocked on my door and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."
I said, "You've got the wrong house then, mate."
My mate's wife left him last week.
She said she was going out for milk and never came back.
I asked him how he was coping.
He said: "Not bad....
Didn’t you find a way round to copy and paste an article avoiding signing up/ paying :emoticon-0148-yes:
Not me, my free trial has ended I am too tight to pay.
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second...
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Planning permission probe over Cummings' Durham cottage visit
Political editor, North East & Cumbria...