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  1. patb

    Off Topic apologies

    i feel i must apologise for the posts on shak's jukebox that were posted NOT by me but by my TWAT of a grandson much to his delight and my dismay :cry:
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    Transfer Rumours DEADLINE DAY JUKE BOX

    FOR THE NERVOUS
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    Off Topic DEBATE

    Claire J Cheeseman @cjcheesecake I'm going to start a debate , do you think we should have the death penalty here in Britain and whatever your answer tell us your reason why #deathpenaltyyayornay
  4. patb

    Off Topic jumping page

    is it me or my pc but the pages keep jumping?<doh>
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    Off Topic ellandback

    well just about the end of the season,so i would like to take this opportunity to say a (very) BIG thank you to ELL for all his hard work on this forum for delivering time after time excellent morning and match day threads,putting it all together (stats streams etc)but also making it also a very...
  6. patb

    Off Topic embarrassing question

    since being diagnosed with prostate cancer (which i have mentioned before) i now have trouble holding my bladder and just thinking those knowlegable chaps on here might or EVEN know someone that has had this problem and what did they do ? please don't say see a doctor done that been there no...
  7. patb

    Off Topic varied music

  8. patb

    Off Topic oldies but goodies (some)

    1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” 3. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a...
  9. patb

    Got to be some on here

    http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/leeds-united-looking-to-sign-up-fans-with-gift-of-the-gab-1-8705192
  10. patb

    Off Topic what if this was vice versa?

    Muslim Gangs convicted of abusing girls all over the UK What will it take before something is done? We are heading towards Vigilante Britain
  11. patb

    Off Topic Readfern Interview

    http://simonaustinsport.blogspot.co.uk/2016/11/formative-years-i-grew-up-in-birkenshaw.html?m=1
  12. patb

    Boxing live

    http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/david-haye-vs-tony-bellew-live-streaming
  13. patb

    Off Topic Away from football

    Bradley Lowery‏@Bradleysfight 23m23 minutes ago Gutted that scans show Bradley has a new tumour growing, #devastated 325 replies 346 retweets 724 likes
  14. patb

    Off Topic THEY WALK AMONGST US.

    BRAINS OF BRITAIN UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals. Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston...
  15. patb

    gags bit o fun

    • Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does. • Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk. •The late Bishop Sheen stated that the...
  16. patb

    SLIMMING

    any good slimming/diet tips any body? :emoticon-0102-bigsm
  17. patb

    bit of fun. next line?

    how highs the water mother?
  18. patb

    horse racing tips for today-New racing competition

    Simple Verse 13.25 ascot. Donjuan Triumphant 14.00 ascot. Zhukova. 14.35 ascot. Jet Setting. 15.10 ascot. ALMANZOR. 15.45 ascot.
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    rape

    Ched Evans: Footballer found not guilty of hotel rape. will that mean she can now be named and shamed
  20. patb

    Off Topic Harrogate

    Harrogate's NOT Britain's happiest town anymore! After three years, it's knocked off the top by Essex seaside spot Leigh-on-Sea By James Salmon for the Daily Mail - August 17th 2016, 12:18:32 am Leigh-on-Sea, next to Southend, has been praised for its community spirit, arts, sports...