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No Hojlund vs No Palhinha Who will be missed the most? Well I say we play Amad as the CF or false 9. We won't of course. We'll put Rashford through the middle, Garnacho will go back to the left and Antony on the right. It'll be **** and we'll make hard work of it. Personally I'd just go with...

Another huge 6 pointer I'm sure you'll agree. Win this and we go within 5 points of Top 4, and within 3 points to Angeball. I fancy a 6 nil to the mighty MUFC. It's Campari time!

I sense in my loins an even bigger dismantling of Unai Emery's spoofers than the demolition of Boxing Day. Martinez is injured but he didn't play that game either. AWB did, but Dalot's been the best RB in the galaxy since Tuesday so all's well. Eriksen was tremendous so let's bandage him up...

Another super dooper poopa scooper of a matchday thread. You'll all be delighted to learn Onana is back. Cameroon are out of the AFCON and I wouldn't be surprised if it was in no small part, down to him. Amrabat got knocked out on Tuesday so he'll be back next week probably. The big question...

After my recent run of successful matchday threads I know I'm taking a huge risk with this one. Nevertheless I'm going to stick my neck out and predict a bumper feast of silky smooth soccer delights from the mighty red devils. So the team news is Shaw and Lisandro will start at the back...

So things have become unimaginably bad as the chavs go above us in the league. How the fck did that happen <laugh> And Wolves will also leapfrog us if they win. Unless of course we beat Spuds at home. So no problem then yeh? Everyone confident? Martinez, Casemiro, Shaw and Eriksen all fit to...

Are we excited? Some good news, there's a video online going viral where we made three consecutive passes in training yesterday. So things are looking up! Team News ----------------Onana AWB--------Varane----Evans------Dalot ------------Mainoo----McTominay...

United at home to Aston Villa. Looks like Varane is back. So is Dalot after his suspension but I'd still start Wan Bissaka. Mainoo should start but he may be benched which would be a shame. Bruno will once again do fck all. Other than that I really can't predict the midfield. Lets go with...

12.30pm kick off tomorrow. These fckers got thrashed Wednesday but will no doubt turn up tomorrow. Any chance we don't play Bruno tomorrow? Mount is injured again <doh> but Eriksen is fit enough to start. A midfield of Mainoo, Amrabat, and Eriksen would be better. Bring on McTominay and...

Ok you miserable batards, I'll do the match thread. Probably best to start with injuries and suspensions. Good news, Shaw will be playing. Bad news is, if he's to play at LB not CB that means we need Lindelof playing at CB with Varane. Wan Bissaka MUST play at RB. With Bruno suspended and...

Trying to identify the problems at United is like trying to nail jelly to a tree. Everyone's talking about the players, Ten Hag, and the Glazers. ALL valid points btw. But if we're talking about what's rotten in the club, what's affecting the culture within the club, then John Murtough and his...

Diego can't be here atm so he's asked me to create this thread and post the following on his behalf. This is the one where we let loose the dogs of war and unleash hell. I expect McTominay to absolutely dominate the 11 weasels of City. Team selection: -----------------------Onana...

Ok so it's Palace again. But this battering deserves its own thread. Lets chew them up and spit 'em out.

So our defence of the League Cup kicks off tonight. Amrabat at LB. Hannibal starts which I'm not sure about but should put in a performance against Palace right? Mount and Garnacho start.

Interesting line up. Hojlund on the left? Need to win this. More than that, need to come away from this game feeling like our attack is capable of clicking and scoring goals. Fck the defence for now.

Let's hope this lasts beyond the group stages :bandit: Here's the pots for the draw today.

I know what you're all thinking, easy win right? Yeh baby! And will Hojlund start or come off the bench? Shaw is injured for a while so not sure who will play there - Dalot probably

Starting XI same as against Wolves. Tad worried as the midfield was poor the other day. And I don't think Garnacho should be starting.

Made from my morning toast. <party> Year's supply of Robertsons to the winner.

Our first game of the season, I can't wait. Wolves the toughest opposition anyone's had to face all weekend. I think it'll be an enormous challenge but we'll just about manage a 4-0 win. Team for tonight, who will start? What's our strongest 11?