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A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in...
All Labour supporting, circumsised males are not being allowed to vote tonight as you have to be a complete prick to vote for Corbyn.
Bought the wife a pug yesterday. Despite the squashed face, bulging eyes and rolls of fat the dog seems to like her.
I recently threw rice at an Indian wedding and accidently started a pilau fight.
Just been reading about a bloke who killed a chap with 60 grade sandpaper.
He told the court he only meant to rough him up a bit.
Thomas Cook have announced that the travel arrangements for Manchester United's Champion's League games remain unaffected.
Booked into a Swiss euthanasia clinic last night and do you know what the bastards gave me for breakfast this morning?.....Cheerios!!
Had the sh!ts fo 6 weeks so I went to the doctors. He said " it's nothing to worry about they're back to school tomorrow "
If you thought that was an apology for your benefit then you're a thicker [email protected] than I thought you were. Why not resort to the " boo boo, I didn't...
Why not f*ck right off you prick, you've admitted you've been a tw#t to brb and bragged you're coming on here to p!ss the cricket fans off.
You can ask tull the cows come home and they won't get it. Most of them are living in the past and thick as bricks.