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Have you ever licked one?
Aye me, I've had no time at all to come on here and read these wonderful, insightful and often heart-rending articles about life, the Universe and...
I can't play football any longer and haven't done for two years, as my knee is well and truly kaput.
To keep some sort of fitness I attend a...
Of Olympic proportions.
I have been seeing my girlfriend for two years (almost)
I've had three longish relationships in my time.
But for the life of me I can't stop...
Do any of you play?
Have you ever won real money? If so, what's the largest amount you've won?
Any Poker playing tips?
I want to make...
I was flicking through the guff on the box last night, when I came to `The Last Samurai' It was at the bit where the Ninja attack the Samurai...
I feel like a bag of ****e.
You noticed a wee increase in seismic activity recently? Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Tsunamis and a Hurricanes in New York?
The end is nigh people,...
Don't ask me to explain - I can't, but I would definitely ride the hole aff her.
Promises Ally McCoist Â£5 BILLION `Warchest'
Allistair Johnstone has concerns.
Let's stop pretending.
Any `Second World' country we have a wee War with is a joke.
They are ****ing pish at being Armies, just look at...
Apparently, if you want the best offspring possible, you have to mate with a female as different to you as possible.
(The opposite is...
Wot kind of motor do you got?
And wot kind of motor would you get for under ten grand?
Have you ever kept a girls used knickers just to...
...or made up?
North and South Korea have had a little fall out again.
When are these two arseholes going to fight instead of just posturing?
...you've had a ****?
Honestly, it's a fight to keep my eyes open, I need to sleep.
How the **** do you get to go home from work early?
What's the ingredients these days?