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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won't...

The inventor of the zip fastener has just been given a life peerage. From now on on he'll be known as Lord of the Flies.

Players in and out since January 2022.... It's like reading down the names on a cenotaph at a major battle site. Honestly, I wouldn't bother if I were the owner... . https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/every-player-signed-moved-hull-10242303

They kept going to the very end, well done Rovers. Not the best of games and Warrington will be feeling hard done to. It's the same for both teams, so maybe a poor excuse, but perhaps the rain slowed things down a bit making it a more even game. It doesn't matter, a win is a win at the end of...

I'll be watching it with interest. Had a bet on a HKR win at crazy, short odds but nothing is certain in a final. Good luck Rovers!

Until the main quiz returns in August, I might do the odd mini quiz during close season if there is any interest shown.

A Teenage Boy Goes To Church To Confess His Sins “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can't tell you, Father I don't want to ruin her...

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. “We know it’s late, sir, but we have some information about your wife,” said one of the Mounties. “Tell me! Did you find her!?” the husband...

Another good attempt. I reckon you do pub quizzes. Probably the top or joint top scorer throughout the season. If there is a need for a tie-breaker... Q7) In 1976, Concorde's first commercial from Paris was to where? Answer: Rio de Janeiro. 1) But, in which country did the Rio flight...

I bet not many did. Probably not the team then that they are now - stating the bleeding obvious

Jim has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of wilderness as far from humanity as possible. Apart from the postman who calls once a week it’s total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he’s...

8 goals in one match? That's more like it, proper entertainment!

It'll be much more difficult over here but I do like the sound of ' His managerial win ratio is just short of 60 per cent.' If he can create more goal scoring chances that will do for me.

Did anyone guess Q2 correctly?... https://www.nottheoldfirm.com/opinion/dundee-united-and-their-100-record-against-barcelona/

Yea, meant to say a number one hit, not top 10. A bit of a cock up on the question front.

I've no doubt there will be errors so I welcome corrections. So, what do you say the answer to Q19 should be?

Michael Sumler dead: Kool & the Gang https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-michael-sumler-dead-kool-35302482

A man takes his seat in the theater, but he is too far from the screen. He whispers to the usher, “This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I’ll give you a big tip.” The usher moves him into the front row, and the man rewards him with a measly...

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, “Hey...

ANSWERS BELOW..... Baldrick's May 2025 Quiz - Last of the season. Next hopefully in August 1) Who became the first football player from Britain to command a transfer fee of £50,000? 2) Dundee United have played Barcelona 4 times. How many games did they win? 3) Only two national teams in the...