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Any sign of Ronaldo MK 2? I know this is the way football works but why clubs allow themselves to be pushed into this sort of situation with just a week to kick off I'll never know. Stand by for plan B, C and D.

Bannan is out of contract with a couple of clubs are chasing him. A decent player but I wouldn't want him here now. Barry Bannan earns an estimated £24,038 per week, which equates to £1,250,000 per year at Sheffield Wednesday, according to Football League World.This makes him the highest-paid...

What a mess.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ce3j27y92p8o

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing You're just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?”Cabbie: “Frank Feldman… he's a guy who did everything right all the time Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things...

Took over the kicking when Mourgue missed a couple. It was easy to see why Bet365 had them at 1/500 to win

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper: “Hello?” “Is your daddy home?” He asked. “Yes.”...

Keep it going. The swamp isn't fully drained yet.

It's a bit of a long story but the answer is yes

Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out of a local bar. Stopping her, they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser and one of the officers got in the back with the drunk...

What a goal!

A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?” His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling. The man...

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing...

A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You sure you got them all?” The farmer replies. “Yep! All 40 of them!” Says the sheepdog. “40? But I only have 37 sheep.” Replies the farmer. The sheepdog...

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing her usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me at this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I...

A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat it!” The wife reminds him“Honey, you always say your prayers at home before eating our dinner!” The husband says “That’s at home, but here the chef...

An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. By the way, how old was your father when he died?” The 80-year-old responded, “Did I say he was dead?” The doctor couldn’t believe...

He's running up that hill with zero problems

It's on its way from Turkey now. The sniffer dogs are at Humberside airport now on standby to check for the bullshit about to be unloaded.

They said they'll follow him to the ends of the earth. He promised to arrange it....

They have to get there first.