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I asked my wife why she married me, she said it was because I made her laugh. I said I thought it was because I was such a great lover. She...
To be fair, Git, the opera house was emblazoned with an Israeli flag. People in glass houses..................
Little six year old maid comes home from school looking flustered and sad. Mum asks what the problem was. "Today we had a lesson on where babies...
Take your word for that, Oldie!! <doh>
I tried explaining to my mate the dangers of playing Russian Roulette, but it went in one ear and out the other.
What does a chicken see when it looks at a lettuce? CHICKEN CEASAR SALAD. <doh><laugh><doh><laugh>
Love it!! :emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart
Didn't realise that Spanish women needed coaching in head.
Dream on, Chesh. You have found you level, be happy. <cheers>
He may have been on a trampoline?
Right bastard, eh? Still, 3 - 0 was a good score, Well done.
It's a good job you are a friend of Roger, because when everyone else has gone to heaven, you'll have someone to talk to. <laugh><laugh><laugh>
But wait........!! Is that white man back row left?? How the hell did he manage to get there,by boat?
Jeez you're brave. How ever did you live get to old? <doh><laugh><laugh>
I love my wife. Without her I'd never know just what he **** I was doing wrong. <doh>
We all know the old wind ups for apprentices "Go and ask for a long wait", "Get some red oil for the rear lamp" etc, but I heard a good one...
What are you lot talking about? I've just been reading the BBC web page and there's not a word anywhere about any trouble in London. You must be...
I think he's very lucky. Half the women around my area were/are men!
King Charles, known in the past for conversing with cucumbers, has also bee suspected of talking to fields of wheat, because, he believes they are...
