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OK, I admit it, pinched this from another site but here goes. Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a petrie dish. The results speak for...
Bastard
I asked my boss why he only hired married men. He said it's because they are used to being shouted at and doing as their told.
I've seen women in Turkey that have better beards than me. Not that I fancied any of them. <doh>
Britain hating Labour? And the Tories love Britain?
I had an E-mail from a bored housewife who said that she was lonely with nothing to do and could I help. I did, sent her a load of ironing. Hope...
It'll probably *****ng win.
and being stopped by your police.
Bullash*t, Old'n, we have enough problems of our own.
Why? What will you do?
That ain't all as good as it looks, Old'n. They keep the bastards incarcerated for some years, at our expence, then engineer an excuse to let hem...
No, it's a sh*t hole because your elected representatives haven't got any balls.
A tiger decides to go on a vegan diet. Now he eats three vegans a day and says he's never felt better.
I got on the us the other day and caught two young girls in the middle of a conversation. One said ".........and it was a good eight inches...
Get real OLOF. By the time the batteries need replacing they will sell the vehicle cheap to some thick as sh*t eco-warrior who will then proceed...
Went right over your head, Chesh. <doh> <laugh> <laugh>
Or could be HERbollard!
I don't get this..........................I'm glad to say. :1980_boogie_down:
Just seen a headline on he BBC saying "Putin seeks to benefit from the Israeli-Gaza war". Of course, the Americans aren't................are they?
I've always thought the expression 'scum' was strange. Scum always rises to the top. Mmmm......politicians comes to mind.
