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Like this.... there we were, me and the Mrs.....
The stupid I.T set up in my ****ed up company means the following: I can create threads, but cannot open any thread to read the posts. I can't...
What a load of pish. I didn't laugh once. Got great reviews as well. One review I read said "A spin off series must surely follow" I don't...
suck my ****.
I am the son and the heir Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir Of nothing in particular C'mon now son get it...
You too ya rectum faced bucket of sex sauce.
last before it goes stale? I bought one yesterday and was planning on eating it tomorrow around 2:47pm. Will that be ok? I like to heat it...
Is it racist to punch a nig nog on the kisser?
Don't ever question my use of language or drinking habits ever EVER again.
To display age and location etc. I went into "my profile", but couldn't find anything.
Pope was quality. Love him or hate him, he was valued contributor to this forum.
I was drinking/camping near a country farm in Hampshire a few years ago. My really posh/drunk flatmate stood up in the field suddenly and said:...
I'm having the same as every Friday ... Pepperoni and chilli pizza from ASK. Oh yaaassss.
Years ago we took an acid tab and headed into the local woods to laugh until it wore off several hours later. 5 of us were walking along, when...
My missus doesn't like him either. ****ing dumb women ... if it's not Charlie Chaplin slipping on a banana skin, then they just don't ****ing get it.
Oh Stu, that Tom O'Connor.
"In fact, you think everyones a moron if they dont like Stewart Lee. Dont you?" ==========================================================...
They are both ****ing pish dicks. Not funny at all. Couldn't lace my comedy boots. And that ****er Russell Howard is a close third.
More replies than my thread. This is all totally and utterly ****ed.
I should have a top story ready first thing in the morning. Picking up the wine on the way home ... mystical.
