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I think there are good and bad points to Paul May. He could do himself a massive favour by weeding out the rotters and allowing some of the...
I once had the misfortune of sitting next to Nigel at an Applejacks concert. He had a bizarre odour about him; parsley and dog hair, I think it was.
Has it ever dawned on you, sir, that you may just be the biggest **** on the planet?
Is Jip Jaap Stam the resident clever clogs?
I would have used an ellipsis rather than a question mark, thus inviting other forum users to add their own content.
Sometimes when I'm doing a poo, I blow my nose, then use the damp tissue as an ad-hoc wet wipe. Does anyone else do that from time to time?
Nice one, pencil-doings. Have you got any jam jokes for me?
Brighton's a great place, you swinging nad bag.
Come on, rubber legs, take the thread seriously. Give me some jam-based anecdotes, eh?
I'm not a fan of rugby union, to be honest. I prefer Kabadi.
Who likes jam? Not The Jam. Jam.
I'm already dead.
A syndantical approach to question five is a little over fleshous and concordisal. Please refrain during future fraticisms.
Much gratitude for your wisidal cummerances, Duncan. I am a little flandexed by your 'Hi Ponders' remarkation, but I shall alluferate on this...
A transient case of strolliosis may occur, but the testicular glasmus soon reforms after a tepid bath.
In order for me to assess your suitability as a prospective forum friend, I require you to answer the following five questions. Abject honesty...
It is indeed a gorgalathenian throboid, yet no concern need arise from such pithical stottacals. We can agree to josticulise this particular odum.
****ing Hell: an idio-mascopic nanothram of no more than four quinticedial tropalites. One must propulate a degree of fralacious grando in order...
What are you gadoozling about, you lactosic blism? Paramids, while optazine by their very flasatude, can only be vortized at a haemi-sepheric...
Deep Joy: this most quastantive of emoteria can only be candexed within set paramids, thus contafulating a series of myosmic quantoids. Basically...
