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I'd cut off your cock and send it to Honduras.
No, he was too busy fingering some old sort on Fortis Green Road.
I would have smashed the jumped-up tit in the face with the peanut display card. I used to have a flat in Muswell Hill, just off the Broadway....
No chips? What an odd character that Sting fellow is. Do you have any other celebrity stories? I once spotted Tony Slattery in the Clacton...
What's your problem, twizzle?
Frail lesbian with a beard <laugh>
Listen, Martin, I'm an extremely wealthy person, yet you seem to think it odd that I spend some of my spare time frequenting an internet forum....
Old Parsley Chops, as he's known in certain quarters.
A Mahler manuscript would cost millions. I have millions to spend. Or do you think rich people shouldn't spend time posting on a forum?
Not sure who this Ponders chap is, but I like the Sting story. Did he order a pickled egg, perchance?
Who's doing that?
It's true. He paid the princely sum of £22,500 for a 1925 Honeydew's Old Rocks label. It's common knowledge amongst collectors.
One of the below is actually true. Can you guess which? I used to play the bassoon for Maroon 5 Michael Parkinson taught me how to drive a car...
PL54's real name is Wilfred Crowbourne. He owns the largest collection of pickled onion jar labels in the world.
I ate for nothing in Harvester today; I filled my pockets with croutons, beetroot cubes and bread rolls as I made my way for a free wee. It was a...
It's just over a year until my next birthday.
It's easier for me to list the 'football people' I don't despise: Reuben Agboola
Of Tenko?
Try watching Tenko, you shrivelled onion.
Well played, sir.
