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But you did read it. You know you did. You used your precious time. Now get back to your Malmo FF scrapbook.
From what I've heard, anything goes in Asda. It's a lawless state.
It's fair to say Danny Murphy is a prize tit. Why on earth he continues to gain meaningful employment is beyond me, yet the BBC has a history of...
Let me tell you a story, branflake: A young man called Hilary visits a stonemasonry yard in Clackmannanshire. He orders a dozen shaped stones,...
Mon's final resting place revealed [IMG]
He may be 39 but he looks more like 59.
The dude used to work at Nuneaton's branch of Our Price. I know this because he tried to overcharge me for a Richard Clayderman LP.
They are all pretty dreadful choices for a holiday, honeydew. Try Lebanon or Benin if you want a warmer climate.
I know your uncle Melvin. He runs a piccolo repair shop in Peebles. Are you spooked?
I'll do a quiz for sure, my mandril-faced chum. I'll do a quiz on whose cock I'll be kicking off.
I didn't mention a bag; a small leather purse, yes. Methinks you are losing grip on reality. I'll be back at 7.20pm.
1) I'm not Ponders, but I do know him very well 2) A JAR of vintage red, as in jam
You offer nothing but the ramblings of a madman. Go and drown yourself forthwith.
Who the **** is Ponders? I'll find this Ponders fellow and kill him until dead.
Kevin Keegan: great footballer but lousy panel beater. You should see the mess he made of my Montego.
I'll be sending you a £15 Pizza Hut voucher later today. Good day, sir.
I shall open my best jar of vintage red if this takeover happens.
Listen here, soapsud. I know full well that you carry Robert Fleck's eyes around in a small leather purse hanging from your flabby neck. The day...
You continue to besmirch the good name of this prestigious forum with your half-baked, dim-witted, slow-burnt yammerings, then you have the...
I like you too, Tina. I'm going to buy you a selection of fine teas and also treat you to lunch at Taco Bell in Chelmsford. Sound good?
