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Just thinking about this match leaves me frothing at the mouth. I'm not going.
And yet you still wonder why everyone wants you to meet a particularly gruesome and violent end.
I've ****ed loads of men, but I wouldn't **** that one. Shoddy eyebrows are a massive turn off.
I saw one of those ****-ravens today.
According to a few of our chums on ITTV, this is Meire dealing a death blow to CARD and all the other 'vinegars'. Reams is slagging CL for having...
The Queen still owes me the £18.99 she borrowed to buy the Bless This House boxset.
I like you, booby. You are impressively daft.
In fairness to the Monk, a takeover was most definitely on the cards during the summer. The same interested party has arrived back on the scene...
Too right, Turd. I once had a group of squatters move into my Chelsea apartment, so I had the place bulldozed to the ground with the scumbags...
Not in my experience. When in Polska I normally go for the kabanos, diced potato, fried egg, and tomato.
I sometimes pay for escorts to come to my house to help me with difficult jigsaw puzzles.
Tomorrow I'm going to throw empty Fray Bentos tins at Murray Walker's house. Sunday I'll wallow in self-pity before oscillating wildly.
I've never visited a castle before. The apron was a present from your Uncle Christian.
You've just me vomit all over my 'Castles of Rutland' apron, you disgusting pig.
I flew Concorde when I went to Zagreb.
I'll take half in bitcoin and half in bum sex.
Croatia is a great place to visit for a maximum of 3-5 days. Just don't go down any of the backstreets on your own - you will be bum raped!
I don't bother with contraceptives, J. You'll find more sperm in a glass eye than my pathetic prunes.
I never knew my father, J. He left my mother 18 months before I was born.
I tend to follow the bajahastrajan strand, which of course is frowned upon by certain cuzgodans, as I find the creeds of baja to be sexually...
