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Im trying to put pic up from ''my pictures'' but want let me, any suggestions how I can do this HELLLLLLPPPPPPP <grr>LOL
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says: "I...
Susan Boyle has defended him. She said she was on Jim'll fix it as a 13 year old and he never touched her !!!!!!!
When are these Jimmy Saville allegations ever going to end??? Police are now saying Jeremy Beadle may have had a small hand in it.......
Fantastic news, I wish all our International stars would get dropped, It wouldnt hurt my feelings one bit !!!!
I spoke to one of my wifes kidnappers today, He said ''We want fifty grand or we will kill your wife''. I said ''Cant you make it 100 grand?'' he...
Watching the news recently about a stricken cruise ship and the sky presenter said '' She's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis...
Went to the doctors and he told me I need a pacemaker, so now I've got this annoying Kenyon C**T two yards in front of me everywhere I go !!!!
Shagged me best mates wife last night and today i feel awful.............she must of had the flu or something !!!!!!
Me dog got out of the garden an ive been looking for hours in the snow. I told the wife that I coudn't find him, she snapped ''LOOK FUGGIN...
I couldnt give a fug what the media write's about us tbh, it comes with success , get used to it :emoticon-0105-wink:
I met my girlfriends parents for the 1st time last night. Her dad took me aside and said '' if you ever hurt her you'll have me to answer to''.I...
My wife and I walked past a swanky restaurant.''Did you smell that food''she asked being the nice guy I am, I thought ''What the heck'' i'll treat...
Pregnant Irish girl.... ''Mam oi tink moy waters av broke''. Mam..'' Oh my holly jaysus where ya ringin from'' girl..''oim ringin from moi minge...
I said to my grandson ,pass me a newspaper please. He said don't be so old fashioned here use my IPod. That fuggin fly didn't know what hit him.
Whata save ,.............wow
Ever since the freezing cold weather snow,sleet heavy rain and howling winds,the wife has been constantly looking through the window, if it gets...
Why dont men like going down on a woman the morning after sex?........Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich!!...
I agree that Torres is a geat player, and he works his cotton socks orf, but we never bought him for that reason we bought him t smash the back of...
Just read that we are lineing up a new bid for Cavani, apparently he's not very happy cos Napoli sold he's strike partner Levezzi too PSG, could...
