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95% of Monty Python is a load of unfunny ****e. There are a few exceptions but very few. The same goes for their films. I would say every Python...
Surely to give them a chance of actually competing it would be better to merge all Scottish teams, along with their national team and then drop...
You are very touchy. Scottish teams are, I believe the word some of you sweatys like to use is pish, in Europe. Get over it.
I don't care how many people you have or how well you did in Europe previously. Are you denying that TODAY, if all your clubs merged they would...
When Elvis croaked in 1977 it was generally accepted that he was grossly overweight. He weighed between 17 and 18 stone. He was 6 ft tall. Had he...
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As for the Europe thing, you could merge every club in Scotland and they still would be a **** joke in Europe.
Amy Winehouse arrives at the gates of Heaven to be greeted by Michael Jackson and St Peter. Amy says, "Oh Michael, are you here to greet me...
Bit late on this thread but here goes. I briefly knew Lee latchford Evans from Steps. Most boring man on planet Earth. I know Dane Bowers very...
Billy Connolly used to be brilliant but hasn't been funny for a decade or so now. Bill Hicks was more than just a comedian, he was a prophet. A...
Greatest newspaper headline of all time was in the Sun after George Michael was caught out in the loo by that american copper. 'Zip Me Up...
I forgot to mention, they needed a chainsaw to operate on me. I don't know if this is the normal procedure.
Each discipline is different. Martial arts won't help you very much on the cobbles against a good street fighter. Boxing is good but again, a good...
Jonestown of course.
Cold turkey is the only way. All the other ways mean you don't wanna quit and if you don't wanna quit then you won't. A good friend of mine has...
4 nights in Majorca with 7 mates. It's a bit sad really but we're all around the 40 mark and we always do a a long weekend or week away every...
It's a doddle. Local anesthetic. Went in, Dr askd me if I was sure. At 40 with 3 nippers I was sure. So it was a case of chop chop. Him and the...
My old Dad is a Rangers man. In fact I got married in Rangers Tartan. Kilt and all that malarky.
I think that sums it up nicely. It'd look nice being displayed at Wembley as well. Mind you, that quote could be used for the House of Commons...
That was so bad it was funny. Most of the team were poor but special mentions go to Walcott, he's fast but that is it. Parker, shocking. Did he...
