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My missus knows it all apparently. She does my ****ing head in with the “slowdown” “brake” and “why did you do that?” bollocks. If we go out...
Fingers crossed
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The only animal in nature with a **** on its back.
Currently in the Boat House Bar watching a bloke and his missus make a fool of themselves trying to turn a massive canal boat round with an...
The ale tastes great in Skipton<cheers>
Just sat in a little pub in Skipton beside a canal. Joffy scored and I made a **** of myself. TWS and Scousers everywhere.
A mosque.
Orange Wembley Trophy Size 5 was our ball of choice. Just about indestructible and hurt like a bastard when it hit you.
Religion of Peace
Should have been put in the hold.
Opted for Spam Fritter butty yesterday from Kingfisher on Springbank West. Food of the gods.
This explains the number of black footballers with double barrelled surnames. One is the father and the other the adopted parents who bring them up.
These ******s are dead behind their eyes. They should simply be dead.
This 100%. The crowd ****ing about unsettles the team as they have already set up and know their jobs. 1 minute later we concede as people have...
Gelhardt. What a player. Hughes. What a captain. Ajayi. What a beast. So sorry for Millar. We’re thinking that the constant crowd calling for...
Hang it and feed it to pigs
Put Maggie Oliver in charge of the investigation. That would have Labour sweating.
It’s the kebab that gets you.
Watching this game and it’s dire. The atmosphere in that stadium is ****e.
