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I meant lose the coin toss Swarbs..
I didn't finish the sentence Swarbs... Lose the coin toss is what I meant...
Mickey Quinn is indeed a complete ****, Sweats. He's a scouser though, so he's obviously really funny and sharp and witty. Er no. I don't know any...
#20: Robin Williams. I hate that prick so much that if he's on screen, I let out an audible grunt/scream/wimper whilst trying desperately to find...
#19: Being trapped in a conversation in a pub or somewhere, where the main bulk of the group start talking about someone you don't know, will...
#18: Someone at work who will say, 'ah, just the person' when you accidentally bump into them. No, if I was 'just the person' you'd have come to...
#17: Over-zealous pool attendants who blast their whistle if you dare raise your 3 year old over your head for a bit of fun. ****s.
#16: Shelf stackers who make you feel 2 inches tall by sighing if you have the temerity to ask them where the marmite is. And just ****ing TELL...
Nah, not you Tunns lad. I know you love your music. It's pretend musos who get my ****ing goat.
#15: Parents pushing buggies around the street who think they've got the right to force you into the oncoming traffic because they're pushing a...
#14: Dog walkers who let their ****ing slobbering mutt run up to you and sniff your balls and say, 'he's alright' with a big smile on their stupid...
Amen sweats - just getting started lad.
#13: Self-righteous cyclists who ride side-by-side on a road like they pay the ****ing tax to be able to inconvenience me!
#12: Anyone walking around any city or town wearing a Liverpool top. I instinctively HATE them and just KNOW that they are a complete ****.
#11: Trendy 'lads' who straighten their hair. I'd like to straighten it for them - under a ****ing steam roller.
#10: Bastards who don't say 'thanks' when you open a door for them. It should be law that you can drag that ungrateful ****wad back through the...
#9: People who go to festivals because, if they didn't, people might think they are getting old and God forbid anyone thinks that of someone who...
#8: Brad Pitt in every single film he's ever been in (except True Romance, where he was half decent because he played an idiot and was only on...
#7: People who stand at a bar with a ten or twenty jutting out from between their forefinger and middle finger to prove to the barmaid that they...
