Welcome to the North

You utter ****, did you not even try the bands I suggested? **** sake, get internet in Oldham.

Due to a shocking Internet connection, I cannot view the videos you guys have posted on here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQPlU5q1CBI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAdjadS8Cyg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jj3wZVc7nw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpzKEzOgnQU&feature=related

Oh, I don't know... The Skids? Inspiral Carpets? Glasvegas? The Jags? The Stooges? Jefferson Airplane?

Dunno... name some bands you already know of (and like) darling.

<hug>

I just checked my iTunes, and there's seven Sham 69 songs on there. How many do I require to continue as your butt-****-buddy?

I said quite plainly that I "didn't mind them". I.e. I listen to them, just not as much as you probably do.

Also, Bieber is a ****. He deserves to die. He is arrogant and talentless, and I abhor that.

You are clearly a total ****, yet for some reason, I still love you.

I don't mind Sham 69. Only really know a few songs (Hersham Boys, Hurry Up Harry, etc).

I apologise anyway, Yonner. Your ditty was ever so witty and I chortled for hours upon reading it.

PS. Bieber is a **** and I hope he dies of SARS. <ok>

Why, Yonner? Because I bastardised Sham 69 lyrics to poke fun at you? I apologise profusely.

Yonner's book of his life to be released next week:

If My Dad and I Are United, My Arse Cheeks Will Be Divided

:emoticon-0106-cryin

you can talk, coming from oldham...

you're repulsive

DID YOU COME? (gay)

You coming to the Bezza tonight?

It's ****ing ace and you know it.

How ****ing mean is my name?