Insert review title of the game here - Thoughts on the Birmingham game

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Ratings -

Darlow -

Anita -

Clark -

Lascelles -

Dummett -

Hayden -

Shelvey -

Gouff -

Diame -

Ritchie -

Gayle -

Lazaar -

Mitro -

Atsu -

Rafa -

MOTM -

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Ratings -

Darlow - 8

Not much to do but when called into action he was reliable.

Anita - 9

Superb.

Clark - 9

Another class performance.

Lascelles - 8

See above.

Dummett - 8

Thought he had his best game this season.

Hayden - 9

Sublime.

Shelvey - 9

Ran the show.

Gouff - 8

Excellent

Diame - 10

Unplayable today.

Ritchie - 9

Looked sharp and was dangerous every time he got the ball.

Gayle - 9

Well taken goals

Lazaar - 7

Looked dangerous when he came on.

Mitro - 5

Never really got into the game.

Atsu - 8

Was dangerous everytime he got the ball.

Rafa - 10

Spot on tactics and preparation.

MOTM - Diame for me.

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Good to see you back Tash.

 

Toon won, job done

 

The words "Tash on the job" "Tash at work" just.don't.sit.right.wid.me.

 

Think someone is too excited he forgot to mark the players, personally I don'r blame, thought it was the best Newcastle performance I've seen this season.